[001] The Man and the Not-Pokémon
Nov. 30th, 2016 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Character(s): Guzma and Gorgutz
Setting: Somefuckin'where
Content: Worksafe
Summary: What do you mean it's not a Pokemon?
Status: Complete.
Guzma pitches a small, firetruck-red sphere at the gargantuan green creature. It, of course, ricochets uselessly off a blood-tinged outcropping of his armor.

"WHAT? Why didn't that work?! Guzma, what is wrong with you?! It ain't a complicated process, you just throw the damn thing and it works, right?"
Setting: Somefuckin'where
Content: Worksafe
Summary: What do you mean it's not a Pokemon?
Status: Complete.
Guzma pitches a small, firetruck-red sphere at the gargantuan green creature. It, of course, ricochets uselessly off a blood-tinged outcropping of his armor.

"WHAT? Why didn't that work?! Guzma, what is wrong with you?! It ain't a complicated process, you just throw the damn thing and it works, right?"